I always love the ads on T.V. advertising coffee or bagels or some other breakfast product where everyone is bright and happy and awake. The commercial tells us that morning is the best part of the day, a fresh start and a chance to make your day wahtever you want! I always end up watching these commercials at night and at the time I agree with every word they're saying. I'm like 'Morning is totally the best part of the day! I can't wait to feel fresh and awake and ready to start a new day with a warm bagel and a hot cup of coffee!'But it never actually turns out that way. In actuality I groggily slam on the snooze button a few times, contemplate whtether or not it's worth it to shower, and then literally curse as I get out of my nice warm comforter and place my toes onto the ice cold wooden floor of my bedroom.
I can't even dirnk coffee or eat anything in the morning without my stomach getting upset!
What a jip.
Every morning starts the exact same way and every morning when I drag my eyelids open the first thing I think is 'I am gonna go to bed so early tonight. Like...8:00 at the latest!' Buuuut, I never do. I always spend the day slowly emerging from my sleep enduced coma and end up being very awake and similar to a real human being by the afternoon. Then, I never get sleepy again.
Today was no exception. The ongoing battle to wake up 15 minutes earlier to shower lost and the snooze button won. I didn't want breakfast even a little but I decided since every magazine on the planet says you should eat breakfast when you're dieting, I ate a yogurt. This has been my morning so far.
Plus I have a gigantor size bruise on my arm where I had blood drawn on Friday that hurts like a mofo when I roll the sleeves of my hoody up.
Speaking of hoody, I purchased a sweeeet new sweatshirt over the weekend representing one of my favorite artists of all time, Bob Dylan. So I'm pretty psyched about that.
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