The Official Stoner Top Ten

O.K. so I don't know what constitutes a stoner in your definition. To me it's someone who smokes weed every day. I tried to look up the actual definition on dicitonary.com and it says that it's a device used to remove stones from fruit? However, that's not exatly what I was looking for. Another defintion is someone who is 'habitually' under the influence of marijuana. But whatever you want to define it as, they're out there. So I thought I would create a list of things that are ideal for those of you who ever get the inclination to try marijuana.

The Top Ten:

-Songs to Listen to When You're High

1.) Rogue Wave- Eyes

2.) The Doors- When You're Strange

3.) A Tribe Called Quest- Can I Kick It?

4.) Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Here

5.) Modest Mouse- Bukowski

6.) Bob Dylan- Mr. Tambourine Man

7.) Johnny Cash- Folsom Prison Blues

8.) The Beatles- Fixing a Hole

9.) Ratatat- Seventeen Years

10.) The Shins- New Slang

-Movies That Will Make You Crack Up

1.) Mystery Science Theater 3000- Werewolf

2.) The Beatles Yellow Submarine. (Seriously, was it made for any other audience?)

3.) Grandma's Boy

4.) Pineapple Express

5.) Reefer Madness (Reeeferrr Maaaadness!)

6.) Dazed and Confused

7.) Rocky Horror Picture Show

8.) The Wackness

9.) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

10.) Remember the Daze (especially the part with the goose.)

-Things That Will Be More Interesting

1.) Talking to someone about menial things

2.) Thinking you just discovered the concept of mixing foods, like nutella and marshmallows

3.) Watching Will Ferrell movies

4.) Eating food that would normally be meh. Like ramen noodles. Or cereal.

5.) Playing old school video games

6.) Reading books. Any books.

7.) Staring across broad landscapes

8.) Looking at the sky

9.) Watching youtube videos

10.) Too many thoughts in your mind resulting in very short memory. Oh wait...that won't be more interesting...

By the way this is the link to the video that inspired me to write this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df_O-EBjVrk